Ready for some embarrassing treu stories?title></head> <body onLoad = goToAnchor() bgcolor= "#004040" background="http://www.fortunecity.com/homebuilder/wallpapers/.jpg" TEXT= "#ffffff" LINK= "#ffff00" VLINK= "#ffff00" ALINK= "#ffff00" ><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <center> <br> <div style="height:5px"></div> </center> <CENTER> <CENTER> <TABLE BORDER=0 WIDTH=80% cellpadding=2 cellspacing=5> <TR> <TD bgcolor= "#ffffff" > <table width=100% cellpadding=1 border=1 bgcolor= "#004040" > <tr><td bgcolor= "#00ff00" align=center valign=middle> <font size=+4 color= "#ffff00" > <strong>  I'm moving in...  </strong></font> </table> <TR><TD bgcolor= "#ffffff" > <table width=100% cellpadding=5 border=1 bgcolor= "#004040" > <tr><td bgcolor= "#004040" align=left> <font size=+2 color= "#ffff00" > <strong>   </strong></font></td></tr> <tr><td> <table width=100% cellpadding=0 border=0 bgcolor= "#004040" cols=2> <tr><td bgcolor= "#004040" valign=top> <font size=+1 color= "#ffffff" ><strong>  Here's one: While a young man was on his way to a resteraunt he had a bit of a dilema. The young man was ready to go when it occured to him that his bike was broken. He decided to remedy this minor problem by taking his six-year-old sister's bike. Well as it would happen, the young man was on his way to the resteraunt, on a little girl's bike. He wasn't having, what we could consider, a "bad" time either. In fact at a particular high point in his little trip, he was heard to remark "WEEEEEEEEEEEE." It was around this time that he should pass non other than the girl he had had a huge crush on. Horrified at what she might think upon seeing him squealing with joy on a little girl's bike, he did the only thing a not so attractive person, in his situation would do; he leaped from the fast-moving vehicle into a ditch and let the pink, training wheel-clad bike roll to a slow halt. When he came to his senses and got back on his sister's bike to go home, he figured that the worst was over. As cruel fate would dictate, however, this was not so. On his way home he passed yet another extremely hot girl, on whom he had a crush. Reviewing his options and his knowledge of the past instince in which he was presented with this delema, he did the only thing a not so attractive person, in his situation would do..... </font></p><BR><p><font size=+2 color="#ffff00"><strong> COMING SOON!</strong></font><br><BR> <font size=+1 color="#ffffff">New Stories.</font><br><BR><font size=+2 color="#ffff00"><strong>The Story Of William C.</strong></font><BR><font size=+2 color="#ffff00"><strong>Deleto</strong></font>  </strong></font> </td> <td bgcolor= "#004040" align=right valign=top> <A NAME="pic1"></A>  <img src= "http://www.fortunecity.com/pics/homebuilder/window2.jpg" hspace=10 vspace=10 border=0>  </td></tr> </table> </td></tr> </table> <TR><TD bgcolor= "#ffffff" > <table width=100% cellpadding=5 border=1 bgcolor= "#004040" > <tr><td bgcolor= "#004040" align=left> <font size=+2 color= "#ffff00" > <strong>   </strong></font></td></tr> <tr><td> <table width=100% cellpadding=0 border=0 bgcolor= "#004040" cols=2> <tr><td bgcolor= "#004040" valign=top> <font size=+1 color= "#ffffff" ><strong>  I will be moving my belongings in shortly.</p><BR><p>In the meantime why not check out the link below to get your own free webspace?</p><BR><p><font size=+2><BR><a href="http://www.fortunecity.com/">http://www.fortunecity.com/</a></font></p>  </strong></font> </td> <td bgcolor= "#004040" align=right valign=top> <A NAME="pic2"></A>  <img src= "http://www.fortunecity.com/pics/homebuilder/window2.jpg" hspace=10 vspace=10 border=0>  </td></tr> </table> </td></tr> </table> <TR><TD bgcolor= "#ffffff" > <table width=100% cellpadding=5 border=1 bgcolor= "#004040" > <tr><td bgcolor= "#004040" align=left> <font size=+2 color= "#ffff00" > <strong>  My interests:  </strong></font></td></tr> <tr><td> <table width=100% cellpadding=0 border=0 bgcolor= "#004040" cols=2> <tr><td bgcolor= "#004040" valign=top> <font size=+1 color= "#ffffff" ><strong>   </strong></font> </td> <td bgcolor= "#004040" align=right valign=top> <A NAME="pic3"></A>  <img src= "http://www.fortunecity.com/pics/homebuilder/window2.jpg" hspace=10 vspace=10 border=0>  </td></tr> </table> </td></tr> </table> <TR><TD bgcolor= "#ffffff" > <table width=100% cellpadding=5 border=1 bgcolor= "#004040" > <tr> <td bgcolor= "#004040" ><font size=+2 color= "#ffff00" ><strong><A NAME="FavouriteLinks"></A>Favourite Links</strong></font> <TR><TD> <table width=100% cellpadding=1 border=0 bgcolor= "#004040" cols=3> <tr> <td valign=top> <BR> </td> <td valign=top> <font size=+1 color= "#ffffff" > <p>  <a href= "http://" ></a> <br>  </p> </font> </td> <td align=right rowspan=3> <a href= "http://www2.fortunecity.com/apps/Nav/ShowStreet?street=laughing"> <img src="http://www.fortunecity.com/pics/homebuilder/door1.jpg" height=160></a> </td></tr> <tr> <td valign=top> </td> <td valign=top> <font size=+1 color= "#ffffff" > <p>  <a href= "http://" ></a> <br>  </p> </font> </td></tr> <tr> <td valign=top> </td> <td valign=top> <font size=+1 color= "#ffffff" > <p>  <a href= "http://" ></a> <br>  </p> </font> </td></tr> </table> </table> <TR><TD bgcolor= "#ffffff" > <table width=100% cellpadding=5 border=1 bgcolor= "#004040" > </table> <TR><TD bgcolor= "#ffffff" > <table width=100% cellpadding=5 border=1 bgcolor= "#004040" > <tr><td bgcolor= "#004040" align=left> <font size=+2 color= "#ffff00" > <strong>  My email:  </strong></font></td></tr> <tr><td> <table width=100% cellpadding=0 border=0 bgcolor= "#004040" cols=2> <tr><td bgcolor= "#004040" valign=top> <font size=+1 color= "#ffffff" ><strong>  INC NAME=  </strong></font> </td> <td bgcolor= "#004040" align=right valign=top> <A NAME="pic3"></A>  <img src= "http://www.fortunecity.com/pics/homebuilder/window2.jpg" hspace=10 vspace=10 border=0>  </td></tr> </table> </td></tr> </table> </TABLE> </CENTER> <table width=100% cols=1 border=0 cellpadding=10> <tr> <td align=center valign=middle> <font size=+1 color= "#ffffff" >This page has been visited  <img src="http://www2.fortunecity.com/user-cgi/Count.cgi?df=Slappy.McBatenstein.000">  times. </table> </body>  <center> <div> <br> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250&cache=0"></script> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250"></script> </div> <br> <br> </center> </html>